jessica's idioms.

either she has the greatest publicist ever or an editing team that has hired martin bashir as their consultant. who cares. who even knew about her before newlyweds: nick & jessica? all i can say is thank god for some intern at in touch who was forced to compile these jessica idioms in their october 13, 2003 issue. it's as funny reading these as hearing them come out of her mouth. well, maybe not as funny.

food
"is this chicken, what i have? or is this fish? i know it's tuna, but it says chicken of the sea - is that stupid?"

"i don't eat buffalo. it's not buffalo? then why are they called buffalo wings?"

death
"riga who? oh [you] learn something new every day."
(the intern neglects to mention that she refers to "mice" as "mouses.")

injury
"i really, like, hurt my brain."
(this, after a brief stint on a ride at an amusement park.)

you must tivo this show. period.