progress!

boy, have we come a long way! i was searching for this book called "women's firsts: milestones in women's history" on amazon and i accidentally typed in only "women's firsts" under "all products."

these are the first two items that i was served up.

that'd be the "tankini swimsuit (maternity)" and the "unlisted 'first step' sandal," folks. and they are so very, very ugly.

then for kicks, i typed in "men's firsts" and here's what appeared.

first, break all the rules: what the world's greatest managers do differently by marcus buckingham, curt coffman.

uff.

photo credit: amazon