classes for men.

classes for men

note: due to the complexity and difficulty level of the contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.

topic 1: how to fill up the ice cube trays.
-- step by step, with slide presentation.

topic 2: the toilet paper roll. does it change itself?
-- round table discussion.

topic 3: is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the seat and avoiding the floor/walls/nearby bathtub?
-- group practice.

topic 4: fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the floor.
-- pictures/explanatory graphics.

topic 5: after dinner dishes. can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink?
-- examples on video.

topic 6: loss of identity - losing the remote to your significant other.
-- help line support and support groups.

topic 7: learning how to find things - starting with looking in the right places instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
-- open forum.

topic 8: health watch - bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. -- graphics and audio tapes.

topic 9: real men ask for directions when lost.
--real life testimonials.

topic 10: is it genetically impossible to sit quietly while she parallel parks?
-- driving simulations

topic 11: learning to live - basic differences between mother and wife.
-- online classes and role-playing.

topic 12: how to be the ideal shopping companion.
-- relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

topic 13: how to fight cerebral atrophy - remembering birthdays, anniversaries and other important dates and
calling when you're going to be late.
-- cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

topic 14: the stove/oven - what it is and how it is
used.
-- live demonstration.

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