notable quotables.

quotes heard at my family celebration this christmas:

"is santa real? well, i'm not in the bible and i'm real." (the cousin controversy 2004 - one set believes, the other doesn't due to "biblical" reasons.)

"wonder woman is tight, auntie."

"guys, guys! gamma! can we open pwesents???"

"i had diarrhea!" - my three-year-old niece, announcing it to the entire room.

"everything was great except the candles." after the candles on the table burned almost everyone sitting at it.

"that's capitalism." - my sister on wal-mart's questionable business practices.