do i offend?

i had the bright idea to listen to my ipod to drown out the ear-piercing whir dentist's drill but midway through, ear pods blasting away with full volume power, i realized that "light your ass on fire" by busta rhymes and "you can do it" by ice cube probably weren't aproposl. mortified, i tried to find something else, but i was stuck on my completely vulgar rap playlist since i couldn't see to switch it up. all i can do is hope that he thought it was some gangsta's ipod i stole. beyotch!

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