what is normal anyway?

because i am bored. like everyone else.

top five idiosyncrasies

1. i love to fill out forms. don't ask me why. i just do.
2. i never finish a glass of anything*. i always leave about 1/4 inch of liquid. again, i don't have any explanation for this behavior.
3. i de-clutter hotel rooms. normally, i'm not an ocd person, but when it comes to hotel rooms, especially chain hotels, i must de-clutter. i hate all those stupid plexiglas displays. i put them away with the gideons bible.
4. stationery stores turn me on. the smell, the look, the contents. it's all about forms and paper and great pens and notebooks. it is just all so great. my dream is to own one.
5. i always order off the menu. and it's not just because i'm a vegan either. this, i know, stems from something my dad told me when i was about eight: "if you're paying for it, you should have it the way you want it." well, dad. it stuck. i'm now the butt of the big family joke titled: "what will she ask for now?"

*ok. i admit it. this might not apply to cab.