the world's thinnest books.

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french war heroes
by jacques chirac

how i served my country
by george w. bush

my beauty secrets
by harriet miers

how to keep top secrets of the cia
by karl rove and scooter libby

where weapons of mass destruction are in iraq
by dick cheney

things i love about bill
by hillary clinton

how to build your own airplane
by john denver

my super bowl highlights
by dan marino

my little book of personal hygiene
by osama bin laden

things i cannot afford
by bill gates

things i would not do for money
by dennis rodman

my wild years
by alan greenspan

amelia earhart's guide to the pacific

america's most popular lawyers

detroit: a travel guide

a collection of motivational speeches
by dr. j. kevorkian

all the men i have loved before
by ellen de generes

guide to dating etiquette
by mike tyson

spotted owl recipes
by the epa

the amish phone directory

bridge travel
by ted kennedy

how to drill for oil
by the sierra club

and the world's number one thinnest book ..

my book of ethics

tom delay

with introduction
by dick cheney and george w. bush