my green room demands.

if i were a celebrity, these would be my top five demands for the green room:

• a giant indian rug and assorted cushions
• ginger kombucha tea and a drum full of crushed ice
• wireless internet
• white soy candles, preferably in a pineapple scent
• trashy gossip reads, not limited to, but including at least "life&style," "in touch," "us," and "people"

they would not include a new toilet seat, however.

what would your demands be?