i need a coffee name.

you know, a name i use when ordering my coffee instead of my real one? that, or i need to use a fake name when i email my issues on customer service.

about a month ago, i emailed a complaint to my local coffee retailer and received a kind note back from the manager with her apologies and an offer to come back in for a free cuppa. unfortunately, when i took her up, they messed up again. the next time i was in, they were out of the drink i wanted.

thankfully, i didn't email her a second time to tell her since she totally remembered me when i was in there yesterday — i was unmasked by my extremely specific order and real name. she asked if everything was going better at her store. i murmured, "oh yes," quickly trying to think of a good coffee name for myself.

this might be fun. tomorrow, i will start with b-listers beginning with any of the cast members from "the surreal life." do you think they'll believe my name is "da brat?"